FAQ

The Basics

What is Happy Medium?

Happy Medium is a THC seltzer for those who want to feel good without the alcohol. Non-alcoholic, 0 sugar, 0 calories, natural ingredients. Three flavors, three doses, so there's a version for exactly how you want to feel.
Is there alcohol in it?

None. The good feeling comes from hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, not alcohol. All the ease, none of the next-morning regret.
Will it get me high?

Yes, Happy Medium contains Delta-9 THC and can be intoxicating. How much you feel depends on the dose you choose, from a light lift at 2mg to something stronger at 10mg.
How long until I feel it?

Usually 15 to 45 minutes, quicker than a typical edible. Enjoy your first can and give it time to settle before reaching for another. No rush.

Before You Sip

How old do I have to be?

21 or older. Adults only, no exceptions.
Can I drive after drinking one?

No. Happy Medium can be intoxicating, so don't drive or operate machinery after drinking it. Line up a safe way home first.
Could it affect a drug test?

Yes. Happy Medium contains real THC, which can show up on a test. If you're tested for any reason, this is one to skip.
Can I drink it if I'm pregnant or nursing?

No. Remember, if you have questions about how THC fits with your health, consult with your doctor – The Medium can sit this one out.

Doses & Flavors

What are the doses?

2mg, 5mg, and 10mg per can. 2mg is the easy entry point, 5mg is the sweet spot most people settle into, 10mg is the strongest
Which dose should I start with?

If you're new, start at 2mg. It's gentle and forgiving, and you can always have more later. Not sure where to begin? Let the Medium give you a reading with our dose calculator, and she'll point you to your starting point.
What flavors are there?

Clementine, Cucumber, and Unflavored, each in all three doses. Unflavored is built for mixing, but still great straight out of the can.

Shipping, Accounts & Checkout

Where do you ship?

We ship Happy Medium to states where hemp THC beverages are legal. Laws differ and keep changing, so the simplest way to know is to add a can to your cart. Our checkout will tell you right away whether we can reach you.
How much does shipping cost?

[Flat rate / calculated at checkout]. Orders over [$XX] ship free. You'll see the final cost before you pay.
How long will it take to arrive?

Most orders ship within [1–2 business days] and arrive in [3–5 business days]. You'll get a tracking link by email once your order is on its way.
Why do I have to verify my age?

Happy Medium is for adults 21 and older, so we confirm your age at checkout.
Can someone else accept my delivery?

Whoever signs for the package needs to be 21 or older with a valid ID. Plan for someone of age to be there when it arrives.
Can I change or cancel my order?

Reach out as soon as you can at [support email]. If your order hasn't shipped yet, we'll do our best to catch it.
What if something arrives damaged?

Email us at [support email] with a photo and your order number, and we'll make it right.